What kind of sex does Obama have?

What kind of sex does Obama have?
So I got to thinking the other night, Barack Obama is our new President. Wow, that's really exciting information. Forget that he's the first black President, forget that he's the first Democratic candidate to win North Carolina, forget that he fist bumps his wife when he does well. The man just became the President of the United States of America. And that's just pretty f-ing awesome.
Do you think he and the Mrs. had some wild and crazy Presidential sex on Tuesday night? Or Wednesday morning? I mean, I remember how it feels to have a birthday - a day when it's all about me and I should get what I want, and I have some awesome sex that day. I know how exciting it is to find a great pair of Manolo's on sale for 60% off. But becoming President is so much more exciting then either of those things. So I wonder, what is Obama's favorite sexual position?
It's probably not missionary. I mean, the man is pretty hip. He's got two kids. He understands what's going on now and what needs to happen in the future for us to be a better nation, so he's probably not into the conservative, old-school position. Maybe he likes it Doggy style. That's a powerful position to have. Can't you just picture...wait. Maybe we shouldn't.
You know, I bet they like the Reverse Cowgirl. Michelle seems like a tough lady. I bet she knows what she wants. And as most fetishes go, since Barack has such a strong, public profile, I bet they like a little role reversal too. I wonder if his safe word is 'pineapple?'
Surely, this is all conjured up. I have no evidence supporting any of this. I just have an active imagination... Filed under: sex, sex in the news, sexual acts, Politics