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Little Johnny is at it again!
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee." The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how would you say it?" Sherman said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I’ll be right
back." "That’s better, but it’s still not very nice to say the word
bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your
brain for once and show us your good manners?" "I would say: Darling ,may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner." The teacher fainted.

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SEXY LETTER SHUFFLE

E S P S P O

_ _ E_ _ h _ _

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Simon Says
Start with FOREPLAY and follow the directions carefully to discover a phrase.

Print the word FOREPLAY

Replace ORE with EXY
Change L to S
Drop the first consonant
Delete AY
Put ESS at the end
Move EXY to the end
Add an O between the 1st and 2nd consonant
Move the first 5 letters to the end

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PLEASURE PUZZLE
TO SOLVE THIS PLEASURE PUZZLE FIGURE OUT THE MATHEMATICAL EQUATION BELOW:

4X5+5X4DIVIDE 10-8=______________

THIS IS THE AVERAGE NUMBER OF MINUTES IT TAKES A MAN TO REACH AN ORGASM ONCE HE HAS PENETRATED HIS PARTNER.


EXTRA TIDBIT: THE AVERAGE DURATION OF AN ORGASM FOR MEN IS 3-5 SECONDS.